matthewg5

Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML