Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
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Monsieur Buffalo, United States 28 ans
notyourmummy
Ryde, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
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Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
The more you know
Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML