Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
NeonAbyss
Mademoiselle Lakewood, U.S.A 32 ans
Noname
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Dirty minds
Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!" FML