Today, my mom has forbidden me from drinking skim milk, because my sister is upset that I'm skinnier than her. The same sister who refuses to drink any other milk than 2% chocolate. FML
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Mademoiselle New York, America. 27 ans Célibataire
jll14
Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
ncbb5
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML