Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
xHoiHoi
palos verdes, u.s 28 ans Célibataire
Cough up
Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML
Premature
Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML