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Kewl_Kat 24 juillet 2014, 23:24 Townshend, United States

Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML

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henrylikestreats 30 avril 2015, 18:04 Mayer, United States

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

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