Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
noahcarrick88
Monsieur odenton, USA 31 ans Célibataire
Wakey wakey
Today, I woke up to my dad emptying a water bottle on my head, because I needed to "get up for school" or I'd be late. FML
New fragrance just dropped
Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML