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Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML