Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelled my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
hailleylynn
Mademoiselle Delaware, USA Célibataire
FutureMarine3658
Salt Lake City, United States
Motha
West Jordan, United States
Today, my obsession with replying "Your Mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I'd done with my pencil. FML
PeppermintPenny
Leopoldsh?he, Germany 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML