Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Stegosaurus314
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Anonymous
Arecibo, Puerto Rico
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML