Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
kimmm92
Mademoiselle greenville, u.s 34 ans Célibataire
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United States
Hairball
United States
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML