Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
TerAki
Monsieur Boston 37 ans
deez_nutz
Canada
Baggabbles123
Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Camping out
Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent, causing the girl to scream and run away. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML