sadisticbunny

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML