RenegadeRDW

TMI

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML