Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
MaddieMonster
Mademoiselle Saint Pete 32 ans
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
France
Busy?
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
lawliet_L
Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML