Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Devyn333
Mademoiselle St. Charles, United States 33 ans En couple
Anonymous
United States
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
lerouxmaster
Metal as ****
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML