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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML