Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML
JesseJaymz
Monsieur H-Town, USA 38 ans
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Yesterday's news
Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML