Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
GrEaT_BaMbInO
awesome
United States
Anonymous
Ça date de 2010 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Trance
Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML