Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML
DMartinez98
Monsieur , United States 28 ans Célibataire
jseid2
San Leandro, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML