Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
ludwig93
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katzperiod
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Today, I was debating weed legalization in drug awareness. I was thoroughly unleashing arguments: how marijuana turns normal citizens into criminals, how the government spends billions to enforce drug laws, when I lost my train of thought. My teacher grinned saying, "My point exactly." FML