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Monsieur Sutton, England 26 ans Célibataire

Anonymous Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne Coraopolis, United States

Creeped out

Today, the boy who sits next to me in class accidentally dropped his sketch pad. It turns out he's really talented at drawing portraits. They're so good that I could recognize myself in all of them. FML

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soundslikeadumbcommentersituation 11 juillet 2014, 20:34 Brampton, Canada

Hear this?

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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