Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML
AinzOoalGown
Monsieur Tomb of Nazorick, Overlord 31 ans
Childfree
Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML