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Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

Today, I told my wife that she gets 100% of me and I keep nothing from her. She told me she doesn't want it and that I should get counseling. FML

A lost Andy Warhol print worth around $10 million dollars is discovered… in Alice Cooper's storage!

Having spent a large portion of the '70s in rock 'n roll, drugs and booze, Alice Cooper's mind was so FML'd that he'd forgotten having purchased an Andy Warhol print almost 40 years ago. It was thought to be lost. Not anymore.