bwilkins

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML