Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML
Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML