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Today, I was happy to find flowers at my desk when I came to work. Then I discovered all the women received flowers, while the men received bonus checks. Yes, because women should be paid in flowers. FML

Today, I realized I could make more money being on welfare than I can at my current job. FML

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML