Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
Leon91
Monsieur Vancouver , Canada 34 ans
Ten out of ten performance, no notes
Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML