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Monsieur Louisiana, United States 27 ans

Anonymous 11 mars 2013, 21:52 Lake Dallas, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

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libraries are a girl's best friend 19 juillet 2013, 21:53 Elizabethtown, United States

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

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