Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
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Monsieur Seattle, United States 32 ans Compliqué
ass slap
Broomall, United States 🌶️ Épicée
theynamedmeluke
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
Austin, United States
The truth
Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML