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trembelwick · 3 décembre 2011, 10:04 ·Canada 🌶️ Épicée

Romance me please

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

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suhleedah18 · Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne ·United States

Headshot

Today, I was working on my computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eyepatch in a couple of days. FML

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Anonymous · 24 janvier 2012, 10:39 ·Australia 🌶️ Épicée

TMI

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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