Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
i_love_ifunny
Monsieur katy, texas Célibataire
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Grand Junction, United States
What goes up…
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
mishyb
Englewood, United States
Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML