Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML
carrotsex
Monsieur Austin, Texas, America, Fuck Yeah! 33 ans Célibataire
heallven
Ostricourt, France
Brock
Auckland, New Zealand
Generation III
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML