Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
slacker_69
Monsieur Célibataire
wow babe
Arnold, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Nomnom
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
kinkicali
Maple Valley, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML