Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
shockhead101
Santa Clara, Ca, USA 37 ans
mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML