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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Monsieur Northfizzle, USA 33 ans
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my 7 year-old brother asked me what "horny" meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML
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