Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
DiNgD0ng
36 ans
RC3Welly
United States 🌶️ Épicée
ChubbyTubby
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Jeff
Ça date de 2010 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Wasps can **** right off
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML