caramelised

Monsieur MTL 34 ans En couple

ohshittttttt 4 avril 2009, 16:15 United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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Banana Ça date de 2012 mais c'est de la bonne Puerto Rico

It wasn't me

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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