amethyst97

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML