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Anonymous · 4 avril 2009, 04:34 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Obvious

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow, I said, "That's funny, I don't play tennis." He then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, he said, "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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Anonymous · Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne ·United States

Definitely memorable

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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swag papi · 22 janvier 2016, 05:47 ·Perth, Australia 🌶️ Épicée

WTF is this fresh hell?

Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang. I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML

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