Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML
darkmournings
Mademoiselle En couple
Anonymous
United States
crazycatlady
Ashland, United States
Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML