Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML