Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Ben12345_fml
Monsieur BC, Canada 25 ans
Anonymous
Lees Summit, United States
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML