Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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