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Anonymous · Ça date de 2012 mais c'est de la bonne ·United States

Creepy

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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gordogs 25 · 4 avril 2012, 10:53 ·Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Épicée

Leave Me Alone

Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML

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Kait · Ça date de 2012 mais c'est de la bonne ·United States

Give it to me

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

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