james20603

Monsieur waldorf, united states 36 ans Célibataire

wtf 9 juin 2011, 15:04 United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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Patrick R 9 juin 2011, 16:01 United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

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Anonymous 18 juillet 2011, 04:26 United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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