Today, on my way to see my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he wouldn't have to drive me there anymore. FML
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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML
Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML
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Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML