Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML
ViktoriaaKills
Mademoiselle Oshawa, Canada 32 ans En couple
eastsiderounder
South Jordan, United States 🌶️ Épicée
I hate children
Liverpool, United Kingdom
Break in
Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML