Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
FizzyFun
Mademoiselle Somewhere , United States 28 ans Compliqué
latter
Middle River, United States
noreia
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML