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Mademoiselle Grass Valley, USA 27 ans Célibataire

notgettinsome 10 novembre 2013, 06:15 Australia 🌶️ Épicée

Never ever

Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML

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jack s.b. 14 novembre 2013, 22:15 Austin, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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